Superpowers

I'm beginning to believe that one, if not all, of my family members wield superpowers. What kind of superpowers you ask? None other than the ability to always use up to the last sheet on the paper towel roll, but never need that last sheet. How do I know this? Well, every few days I come home and find paper towel roll still on the dispenser with only the last sheet remaining. Impressive, I know. How does one always make it to the last sheet without the need to get a new, replacement roll? Luckily, I have my own superpower. I have the ability to replace the roll. I like to think I use my power for good... the good of the person(s) who seem to use up the roll but never replace it.

"Airline" is funny show sometimes. I just saw a guy complaining because a ticket checker stepped on the toe of his invisible wife, claiming that his invisible wife thinks it may be broken. He demanded an ice pack for her. An invisible wife... Wow! He even bought a second seat for her. ...... Wait! Wait! Damn it!!! It was an April Fools joke played on the manager by the staff. Great, they got me too. I could erase this to seem less foolish, but forget it. It's not the first time I felt foolish. It's too bad it was a joke. Crazy people are amusing.

I need to get some sleep. I'm hoping to get a haircut in the morning. It's time to start the cycle of bad hair days again. Life was much easier when I shaved my head every few weeks.

Goodnight!

-Sergei xo

Song of the Day:
Death Cab For Cutie - Tiny Vessels